Saturday, September 5, 2009

Save the nail shop drama for yo mama!

I hit the gym yesterday and then decided to stop at my local fab nail shop for a pedi. About 15 minutes in to my super relaxtion meditation like state a lady sat in the chair next to me. I still have slobber coming out of the corner of my mouth (let me tell you, they really rub your feet down at my salon) all was fine, nice and quiet. I swear I must have dozed off because I was awakened by hammer toe Betty screaming at the top of her lungs and I quote "LOOK WHAT YOU DID, OMG, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY TOES" okay let me refrain here.......lol
"I TOLD YOU I HAD A HANG NAIL" from the looks of her feet she had more issues then that to worry about, sheesh! "I DON'T WANT NOTHING, NOTHING FROM YOU, YOU MADE ME BLEED, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO MAKE YOU BLEED"
Okay there were a few drops of blood on her towel, and I am guessing that the tech pulled the hang nail out, right? IDK but I was pretty upset that her SCREAMING interupted my drool time! She grabbed her shoes, and wobbled out, then came back in yappin' about how she was going to tell all of her friends how horrible they are, blah blah blah.
IDK- I don't think I have ever acted like that in public and I have been pretty steamed a time or two. Man some people have serious issues other then hammer toed hang nails!
Signed: From the mom who's spa pedi drooling coma like state zone you ruined! (angry face here)